I’m Working On It.

I know. It has been way too long since I wrote. I’m working on it. I’d like to say, again, that it felt really busy, but looking back, was it? I can’t tell. Let’s just say it has been busy and leave it at that. And it’s only now, when things start to wind down as the “normal” work week dawns that I can look around and say….”Crap, I really need to update that blog.”

So, let’s skip the narration and just get right to the photos.

Do you know who that is? HAVE YOU BEEN PAYING ATTENTION? That is THE Situation. Mike Whathisname from The Jersey Shore as he graces F15teen with his presence. With a literal crowd of hardcore anxious twenty-somethings screaming and pushing, he hung out in his private booth with his brother and the bevy of hand-picked beauties. Although, he did flash the abs, my idol/competition Katherine Bish of the iParty photo fame in the Post Dispatch got the abs shot.

These lovely ladies at the Jett Girl Model Search at Lumiere Place got me a little extra attention when I ended up on the ITD Morning Show with Tim McKernan and his co-hosts to educate a drunken intern on how to treat bikini baring women. If you didn’t hear it, don’t worry you didn’t miss much. But none of these women have a jiggly ass.

Not long after that, I wound up at The Gramophone to see the DJ duo The Hood Internet. (Only one showed up.) As usual, when someone sends me out to see a DJ, I think they are amazing. I’ve well versed on musical theater and the pop products the radio serves us, but the intricate detail and delicacy of spinning is something I am growing an appreciation for. And they were well deserving of their reputation. The photo above, however, is of Doug Curtis (DJ Clockwork of London Calling) as he warms up the crowd.

Next up, came Mardi Gras (just in time to distract me from yet another Valentine’s Day being single.) I went out there with the intention of delivering boobs and skin from head to toe, but I mainly walked away with asses and the occasional scrotum. Except for one picture which my employer refused to publish…….

THAT’S RIGHT! I got a photo of a guy’s dick, admittedly shaped like a snail. I suppose I can understand why they refused to publish this online, but if boobies are good enough for public consumption, so are cocks. That’s my stance and I’m stickin’ to it! Besides, when a woman goes out into the world and scores a photo of a flaccid penis, that is something that should be applauded. Name me someone else that scored this shot. I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU!

And finally we have, DJ Pauly D at Home Nightclub. First The Situation, now Pauly D. I’m working my way through this cast one person at a time. This is my favorite shot from the evening, and a big BIG shout out to the guys at Home for helping me. If it weren’t for some of those guys, I’d be Home dancefloor-roadkill. And my photos of Pauly D would be little more than a blurry selection of mediocrity.

That rounds out all the planned photo shoots, so I have nothing to do now but just hope and pray that more work shows up. With a picture of a flaccid penis, I think I definitely secured “legend” status. Maybe I should put it in my portfolio. You think?

So, hopefully this post makes up for the lack of posts in the past. I’m gonna work on it. I promise.